At least make sure they are 18
Why
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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