"it" just moved
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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