ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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