my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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