I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
