I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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