ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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