Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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