i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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