just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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