What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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