weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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