i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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