yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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