i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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