he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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