Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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