I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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