bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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