She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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