Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
false alarm. still invincible.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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