He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
3pm strippers are depressing
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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