Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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