try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
