oh god the rape fog is back!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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