I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i don't like sucking hair
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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