I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Please, let me fuck your mom
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
