I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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