When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
