i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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