my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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