she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just crazy horny about you
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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