Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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