im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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