I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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