Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
50% drunk capacity currently
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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