I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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