Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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