Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My vagina is officially offended.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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