I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
love makes seman taste better
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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