All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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