Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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