Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just found puke in my bra..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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