My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
