did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i dont even know how to be here
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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