yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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