dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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