We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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