Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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