I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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