STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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